Monday, May 3, 2010
Chip Hates Me
I just have to share this with you. I can't keep this to myself. This is awesome :)
E-mail from Chip:
You posted a picture of the May Dodgers magazine. Matt Kemp is on the cover. Is that a real cover? Did you photoshop it? This magazine does not exist! I went to the last 3 games at Dodger Stadium. No one is selling this magazine!!! You are posting fake pictures and I don't think that's nice. I only went to Dodger Stadium to buy this magazine. I asked the vendors and all of them told me it does not exist. They are still selling the April Issue of Jonathan Broxton on the cover. Even one vendor told me that if he doesn't know then no one in the internet should know. He says he knows who's on the cover a day before it goes on sale! So how do you know? You're nobody. I will stop reading your dumb blog because you lie to the fans!
Hi Chip. Nice name. Like Chipper Jones? Or just Chip? You're asking me too many questions. Let's go in order.
Is that a real cover? Yes sir.
Did you photoshop it? No sir.
So how do you know? You're nobody. I'm somebody, I hope :)
Relax Chip. I guess you didn't pay attention to my blog post. Click here and read it again.
What does it say? It says: I believe it won't be on sale until Tuesday May 4!
Tell the vendor to read my blog. I forgive you. Have a nice day Chipper. Oh, one more thing, you said you only went to Dodger Stadium to buy this magazine? Are you serious? The game itself is not worth it?