Monday, May 3, 2010

Chip Hates Me


I just have to share this with you. I can't keep this to myself. This is awesome :)

E-mail from Chip:

You posted a picture of the May Dodgers magazine. Matt Kemp is on the cover. Is that a real cover? Did you photoshop it? This magazine does not exist! I went to the last 3 games at Dodger Stadium. No one is selling this magazine!!! You are posting fake pictures and I don't think that's nice. I only went to Dodger Stadium to buy this magazine. I asked the vendors and all of them told me it does not exist. They are still selling the April Issue of Jonathan Broxton on the cover. Even one vendor told me that if he doesn't know then no one in the internet should know. He says he knows who's on the cover a day before it goes on sale! So how do you know? You're nobody. I will stop reading your dumb blog because you lie to the fans!

Hi Chip. Nice name. Like Chipper Jones? Or just Chip? You're asking me too many questions. Let's go in order.

Is that a real cover? Yes sir.
Did you photoshop it? No sir.
So how do you know? You're nobody. I'm somebody, I hope :)

Relax Chip. I guess you didn't pay attention to my blog post. Click here and read it again.

What does it say? It says: I believe it won't be on sale until Tuesday May 4!

Tell the vendor to read my blog. I forgive you. Have a nice day Chipper. Oh, one more thing, you said you only went to Dodger Stadium to buy this magazine? Are you serious? The game itself is not worth it?

16 comments:

Alex said...

Chip- The Kid doesn't know Photoshop...

thegreatpiazza said...

You should post his e-mail!!! Amazing how people don't read the whole thing.

Bill Bushman said...

Stay in school, Chip. Something tells me you're going to need it.

Dougq825 said...

Ugh..hating that new Dodgers Magazine logo. It reeks of cheapness. It looks like it took all of 10 seconds to design

Roberto said...

@ Alex - You're right. I'm no Photoshop King.

@ thegreatpiazza - No, I can't do that. That would be very mean lol

bluefanforever33 said...

hahaha Chip is mad. This made me laugh. Thanks.

"No one in the internet should know"

hahaha

Greg said...

Blew up the date on the magazine, which clearly says May. Here's the link...http://tinypic.com/r/2n9kth4/5

Josh S. said...

I went to a newsstand just to watch a baseball game! Why was there no baseball game?!

Paper Boy said...

That's funny Josh :D

Chip is mad at the world.

Eric "NiƱo" said...

I think Chip is mad cuz he's named Chip.

Ahoy!!!

A said...

You made the best response,Robert:
The facts,just the facts man.
Kudos to you.

Ferio said...

I'm gonna photoshop a cover just for Chip.

Roberto said...

@ A - Thanks :)

@ Ferio - lol Let me know.

Michael K. Smith said...

You're too nice Rob, I would of ripped him into tiny little pieces.

Dusty Baker said...

Chip aside (chip ahoy?), that is one lame cover design. It looks like I got a $4.99 desktop publishing program off the shelf at Office Depot, drank about 8 pints, blindfolded myself, and started designing. For shame, Dodgers Worlfdwide Media or whoever churns this stuff out.

Also, it's interesting that the mag will prominently feature someone who the front office nooooooot so long ago chastised publicly.

Roberto said...

@ Dusty - Yeah it's a bit weird that he's on the cover after what happened. I'm sure they picked this cover before the season started.

Yeah you're right about the design. It's too plain.